Paddling The Pink Canoe

Paddling The Pink Canoe is a playful look at the many euphemisms given to female masturbation.

Jilling off is still very taboo and this film has fun with the various phrases used to describe the act.

This film started out as a way to play with my new Sony SD camera (my first ever pro-type camcorder) and it morphed into this silly film. I had so much fun researching euphemisms and then working out how to film them that it turned into a much longer film than planned.

Official Selection – Painted Lips and Lolly Licks Film Festival 2011
Official selection – Paris Sexy International Film Festival 2010
Official selection – Cinekink New York2010
Official selection – Melbourne Sexy International Film Festival 2009


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If you didn’t get them all, here’s the full list:

Pushing the Button
Poking the pie
Ringing the bell
Petting the pussy
Paddling the pink canoe
Tapping the tuna
Filling the pink taco
Stirring the honey pot
Fanning the Fur
Slapping the crack
Double-clicking the mouse
Flicking the bean
Gilding the lily
Rubbing one out
Flicking the switch
Working out at the Y
Polishing the pearl
Spanking the monkey
Rubbing the magic lamp
Tickling the bearded clam
Buffing the muffin
Stroking the man in the boat
Adjusting the equalizer
Brushing the carpet
Scratching the patch
Touring the Map of Tasmania
Parting the corned beef curtains
Let your fingers do the walking
Playing solitaire
Beating around the bush
Two-finger typing
Flicking the switch repeatedly
Feeling the funnel
Buttering the beans/snowpeas
Pushing the button (again)
Touching the tigress
Banging the box
Juicing the fig
Checking the oil
Whipping the cream
Virgin’s Release
Hitchhiking South
Pouring sugar in the Furry teacup
Feeding the bearded clam
Choking the chicken
Tickling the beaver